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🐍Life... is like a piñata.
💙Colorful and full of stuff that makes you happy?
🐍... SURE. And you WANT that stuff that makes you happy, right?
⭐Do I!
👑Do I...
🐍Well in order to GET that stuff you must ATTACK the piñata!

💟Where Beelzebub is, is my Heaven
🪰And where you are, my sweet, is forever my Hell

🌊The sea doesn't like to be restrained.

💟🪰Everyday, it's-a getting closer. Going faster than a rollercoaster. Love like yours will surely come my way. A-hey, a-hey, hey hey

🔮La felicità può essere trovata anche nei momenti più bui, se solo uno si ricorda di accendere la luce.

✨I don't do the dance
😇I did the -I was wrong- dance in 1650, in 1793, 1941...
✨FINE. You were right, you were right, I was wrong, you were righT. Mkay?
😇Very nice

🐷No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve sonething beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come.

✨That was a class-A surreptitious half a miracle. Noone will have noticed a thing!

⚡Ricorda cosa significa essere umani.

✨He wasn't there, you see
💟He wasn't there?
✨Long story, but... I was there. And I do remember, oh very clearly, the look on your face, Archangel Gabriel, when you told my only friend to shut his stupid mouth and DIE. And I... did not... care for it

🐍Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar... in the cookie factory... and his pants are down... and they're on fire.

😇Nothing lasts forever

🏴‍☠️The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Savvy?

✨Next thing, I'm... doing a million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulfur

👑What the heckity heck? Five abs and one peck!

🔱At this point I should probably back up and explain what the heck was going on. Only problem: I wasn't sure what the heck was going on.

😇I don't even like you!
✨You dooo