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Hi 

Helo

Just so you all know- I made a separate book for any questions you guys want to ask me- JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW- NO NEED TO PANIC JUST CALM DOWN. Sorry I’ll go home now. 

BRO I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS- I STILL THINK ITS 2020 FOR SOME GOD DAMN REASON LIKE W H A T - IS IT 2022 AT THIS POINT????

Bro I find the cure for depression-
          
          
          
          
          
          It’s garlic cheese bread. Not just garlic bread. Garlic CHEESE bread. That shit smacks.

Opinion on bread? This is important. 

Alrighty new people- look I get you guys are just now seeing my story on countryhumans (which I posted like 3 years ago-) and all that and you want to comment and I appreciate it but- some of the comments I have been getting are like really weird... and I’ve reported a few of them so you won’t be able to see them (or the person deleted them idk)- I’m just saying, if you have something to say and you think it’s a little weird then keep it to yourself because they make me uncomfortable. Anyway, thank you and to the new people (who aren’t commenting concerning shit) thank you for liking my story lol. 
          
          Sorry to write this but it’s just really uncomfortable to see those in the comments of my stories. 

So what’s poppin amigos-

Hey- hey Lia-
          
          
          
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Can I be banana? It is my religion so I cannot be a bagel, I can be part bagel tho!