russiahoe

Omfg guys
          	
          	If there’s one thing I’ve learned since my wattpad glory days— those fan fiction writers are not screwing around when they describe… spurt?
          	
          	Literally dead on (especially if they called it viscous) 
          	
          	

CanadaIsSuperior

Howdy
          
          Just popping up one people's pages and checking up on em

russiahoe

Unfortunately I am longer crazy for Hetalia, keep loving ur fandoms dawg cuz life is much more fun when u obsess over fictional characters and write fanfiction :’( also omg Canada definitely is superior and thank you for messaging, it’s v fun to look back
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russiahoe

Omfg guys
          
          If there’s one thing I’ve learned since my wattpad glory days— those fan fiction writers are not screwing around when they describe… spurt?
          
          Literally dead on (especially if they called it viscous) 
          
          

_teenage_dirtbag_22

Where can I found the pic on the back of ur profile, I need it for... math

russiahoe

I do! My username is Mrdinkler. Just send me a message whenever and I’ll get back to you ASAP with the pic 
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_teenage_dirtbag_22

Don’t got instagram...got discord??
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russiahoe

I actually made it! If you’d like I’d be happy to send it to you over Instagram (because I’m not sure if Wattpad allows photo sharing..?). My @ is aph_satan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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russiahoe

YALL SHOULD GO READ MY NEW (ISH) FANFICTION!
          
          IT’S A MUNKUSTRAP X READER WHICH OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE. 
          
          Also I’m so close to done my part 2 of Cheating! Russia X Reader so get ready for that !!!!!!!

EpicLegendOfZelda

@russiahoe No problem (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
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russiahoe

@EpicLegendOfZelda brooooo you’re too kind omg thank you!!
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russiahoe

@DarkLordSaten omg thank you so much  I’m so happy to hear that!
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russiahoe

Fuuuuuuuckkkkkk
          Guys, I’m getting back into fnaf. 
          “Booooooooo!” You shout. 
          I know I know I hate myself too. 
          I don’t even know what happened like one second I was rewatching a playthrough of Sister Location as background noise while I made a puppet and the next I’m searching for Funtime Freddy x Reader smut! 
          (Still haven’t found any btw) 
          And like, when I was 12 and really weird, it was ok. But I’m old now! I’m graduating high school this year! I can drive —kinda!
          It sucks too cuz like, my friends are all kinda stereotypical teenager girls. I’m not shaming them, it’s just a fact. So it’s not like I can even talk to them about how hot I think FT Freddy’s voice is! While I’m into basically every weeb thing ever, all they wanna talk about is how hot hockey players are. 
          But no. Hockey players are literally so gross oml wash your damn hair ya hooligan! 
          Okay, rant over I guess. 
          Yay....
          

LunistaMoon13

@russiahoe Oof I agree. It seems everyone I have a crush on is a fictional character. I have no dignity or no shame. Ft Freddy is hot. So is his voice.
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wh0r3ish

@russiahoe yeah. i was into it for a long time when i was younger and it first came out but like now as far as anyone knows it’s just a phase i went through. little do they know heh
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russiahoe

@dumbbitch8455 though as a Hetalia fan I am used to cringey fanbases...
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