"I'm here and I'm queer!" 

"Thanks for checking up on me...I'm still a piece of garBAGE!" 

"Get some rest tall child!" 

"Russian Santa clause does not FUCK AROund!"

I like things:

Eddsworld
AoT
Black Butler
OHSHC
Yandere sim
Voltron
D:BH
The Heathers
BMC
DEH
Hamilton
Undertale
Homestuck
Dnd

I can art

Pansexual -demisexual 

*Hides crippling depression with sarcasm and really dark humor*

"Hey look it's me cris from myspace."

Don't expect me to update regularly I can barely get out of bed in the mornings 


"I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence...I don't know how you keep forgetting that."

For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and his Romeo
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.
Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow.

I tried to make a sandwich an I had an existential crisis.