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          	Local school system: what time should the busses pick up the elementary schoolers? How about at a reasonable hour, we can’t have the little ones missing sleep even though they have fucktons of energy all the time! The middle/highschoolers you ask? Fuck them! If they want to catch the bus they have to get up at 5, even though a lot of them can’t even afford to go to bed at 10

Bloodyhellimbisexual

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russtralia

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No one: 
          
          Local school system: what time should the busses pick up the elementary schoolers? How about at a reasonable hour, we can’t have the little ones missing sleep even though they have fucktons of energy all the time! The middle/highschoolers you ask? Fuck them! If they want to catch the bus they have to get up at 5, even though a lot of them can’t even afford to go to bed at 10

russtralia

Yautja: *hunts me and corners me* you're about to meet your end, ooman. Any last-
          Me: *shoving my face in his bulge*

russtralia

@Synth0tic then I'll just come with you and Chris
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Synth0tic

Well they're not dead yet and it's not like anyone is gonna believe them
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russtralia

@Synth0tic so are you gonna detonate your wrist bomb or no
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russtralia

I'm getting 14 yautja boyfriends and no one can stop me

russtralia

If demogorgon petal teeth are like shark teeth, then that means Will is constantly finding Sasha's teeth all over the place

russtralia

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@Synth0tic “Oh shit babe I’m choking on one of my teeth”
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Synth0tic

@russtralia imagine one falling off in the middle of a blow job
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russtralia

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I want to smother my face in predator daddy’s amazing pecs and feel his sculpted abs, all while he’s giving me a crushing squeeze with his big strong muscular arms. Eventually, I want him to push my head down until he’s roughly pressing my face into the rock hard, twitching bulge in his loincloth. I’d gladly bury my face in his bulge until he’s had enough, and takes out his big throbbing cock and shoves it down my throat and fucking my mouth. Then, I want him to rip my clothes off and eat me out until I climax, then fuck me over and over, until his cum is pouring out of my pussy. Then as I lie weakly on the ground, I want him to pick me up and cuddle me on top of him, me using his pecs as a pillow

A_Person_ig_290

@russtralia 
            Good lordy
            (Btw this is a joke I don't mean this as an offense!)
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russtralia

I am human heater

Synth0tic

@russtralia your telling me that there are other types of heaters?
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