𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖘𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖞

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No one: 
          
          Local school system: what time should the busses pick up the elementary schoolers? How about at a reasonable hour, we can’t have the little ones missing sleep even though they have fucktons of energy all the time! The middle/highschoolers you ask? Fuck them! If they want to catch the bus they have to get up at 5, even though a lot of them can’t even afford to go to bed at 10

Yautja: *hunts me and corners me* you're about to meet your end, ooman. Any last-
          Me: *shoving my face in his bulge*

I'm getting 14 yautja boyfriends and no one can stop me

If demogorgon petal teeth are like shark teeth, then that means Will is constantly finding Sasha's teeth all over the place

I feel like I'm always pissed off

man I wonder what would happen if I met those byler stans that I got into a fight with over a year ago now

I want to smother my face in predator daddy’s amazing pecs and feel his sculpted abs, all while he’s giving me a crushing squeeze with his big strong muscular arms. Eventually, I want him to push my head down until he’s roughly pressing my face into the rock hard, twitching bulge in his loincloth. I’d gladly bury my face in his bulge until he’s had enough, and takes out his big throbbing cock and shoves it down my throat and fucking my mouth. Then, I want him to rip my clothes off and eat me out until I climax, then fuck me over and over, until his cum is pouring out of my pussy. Then as I lie weakly on the ground, I want him to pick me up and cuddle me on top of him, me using his pecs as a pillow

I am human heater

Ok heres the thing about otherkin. If you're gonna identify as an animal and be a weirdo, what's the point if you don't actually act like the animal, rather than just wearing collars and howling? When I was a little kid, I thought I was part cat, so I ended up being super good at climbing so I never got hurt badly, I could twist and land on my feet when I fell off shit, and I killed two mice, however I didn't eat them