!!LIQUOR!!LIPS!!

42 notifications and only one of them i care about :)

i understand your honda civic brain can start and stop on command but most of my brain has been replaced by a small ceramic frog and all thats left functions like a unicycle controlled by satan himself going 98.7 mph on a highway

"you made a new story"
          yes it was a mistake
          "why are you missing an important part"
          yes sustained motivation
          "what phase of writing are you in"
          regret
          (im working on the smut thing i promise)

jake, swooning over dirk, a flaming homosexual: Oh my gosh, look that face...
          
          meanwhile, dirk, fighting w dave: if youre feeling suicidal then youve come to the right place

me: (has a cursed thought)
          also me, posting it to wattpad: guess what motherfuckers

twinkle twinkle fucking why
          cant i draw the other eye
          what the fucks up with the face
          that shits all over the place
          twinkle twinkle need a gun
          to shoot this bitch cuz i am done
          
          twinkle twinkle why the fuck
          cant i have a stroke of luck
          artists block is so much fun!
          it makes you want to cry and run!
          twinkle twinkle little pen
          quit till im sane again

might fuck around and change my entire look again lmao

me, singing: iM MISᵗᵉʳ SUGARPINK LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS
          my homophobic aunt: what was that
          me, slower: im misᵗᵉʳ sugarpink liquor liquor lips
          aunt: what was after miss
          me: sugarpink haha
          aunt: ok
          me: ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒᵒˡ

sollux: if you put a bee iin a freezer iit'll fall a2leep after liike fiive miinute2. put iit iin your mouth. iit'll warm up after a while and wake up. now you have a bee iin your mouth
          kanaya: I Beg Your Pardon?
          sollux: then beg

lovestruck!dave: HOW IS HE SO FUCKING HOT
          (canon dave+john laughing)
          lovestruck!dave: A̵̯̳͂N̷̘̍ͅD̵̡́ ̶̓̎͜R̷̨̻̄͌E̸̛̟̿S̴̭̓̑P̶̺̈́̇͜E̵̙̒͠C̴̲̣͆T̸͖̎F̵̣̆Ū̶̯L̴̲̮̉
          (john cackling, dave laughing)
          lovestruck!dave: THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM!!