I'm sexually attracted to pans (inside joke between all pansexuals).

I am a trans dude at the "please remove these mounds of fatty tissue off of my chest" phase of transitioning, but I'm poor, so yeah.

I have an odd obsession with Russia.

John Mark McMillan is fan-fucking-tastic, I like John Farnham too. I'm into a lot of bands that would take too much time to write down. I like pretty much all music that isn't country music. 

My hobbies include writing, playing some kind of instrument, reading, listening to the Les Misérables and Hamilton sound tracks, and making sarcastic remarks.

I love hiking and bouldering, and I wish I could stay in the Escalante slot canyons the rest of my life.

Dream job: Retirement

My best pal's name is Social Avoidance, he's a great guy, really, he just makes it hard for me to make any other friends.

I heard something once, and it's always stuck with me, "Gay ships, are yay ships." I dunno, it just, makes you think, really thought provoking.

My first language is sarcasm, my second is gay lingo.