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i’m only on here rn to find the stupidest she-ra fanfic i can lmaooooooooo

rvrwrtz

https://my.w.tt/tLLL4Ofzd7
          
          GUYS! i have a new book out. it’s a oneshot collection for my current fandom, south park. please note that these stories have already been posted on my archive account, so you may have read them. but please support this book nonetheless! i want to try and revive this account, as it’s been pretty dead since i discontinued popularity.

rvrwrtz

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currently working on chapter two of a book called “idontwannabeyouanymore” — title based off of the billie eilish song. it’s a story about the homestuck trolls, but guess what: they’re human. that’s right, i’m writing a humanstuck book right now.
          
          it is planned to have around 51 chapters with how it’s going. i don’t want to spoil much about the story—which will be done and starting to be published sometime in 2020, probably near may or june—but i can, however give you the overview of the story.
          
          just know that this is a w.i.p. overview since it is pretty trashy and what i, and my friends, call fairly “basic,” but here it is:
          
          “An average fan-made Human!Stuck high school story about a breakup. Normal, right? Oh, but that's where you're wrong.
          
          Not-So-Anonymous #1:
          Your name is FEFERI PEIXES. You enjoy SWIMMING and PAINTING FISH ON EVERY-FUCKING-THING. You are the first-richest kid in town, which can mean NOTHING BUT GOOD. Well...unless your ASSHOLE of an EX-BOYFRIEND deletes your chat on his phone, starting the APOCALYPSE.
          
          Not-So-Anonymous #2:
          Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. You enjoy SWIMMING as well and also BEING A DICK. You are the second-richest kid in town, which can mean NOTHING BUT GOOD. Well...unless you're an ASSHOLE of an EX-BOYFRIEND and delete your chat with your EX-GIRLFRIEND on your phone, starting the GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.
          
          Oh, and others exist too and are also important to the story yada yada yada.
          
          This "apocalypse" thing will blow over...right?
          
          Heheh...right.”
          
          i really hope you enjoyed that little preview, and if you don’t like homestuck or don’t know what it is: i’m sorry, but that’s what i’m into and you’re gonna have to deal with it, bitch. (but like if you haven’t read it/don’t know what it is, i suggest you do! it’s a webcomic, just look up “homestuck” and it should be the first thing that comes up!)
          
          xoxo,
          riv