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One time I was at Walmart doing my late shift. When a guy slapped my ass and whispered to me "let me clap them cheeks." I turn around and look at him. "But you just did." Then I walked home and sat down on my couch where I watched Grey's atamky. When the hit guy showed up I got a boner and didn't know what to do. Then the puberty fairy showed up and called me a ugly fat twink. I collapsed onto the floor. What? What did he call me? I resume my day and go to the bar acting like I didn't just get hard for a hot guy. Who was actually ugly according to all the Fandom. I cried at the bar drinking my 69th cocktail. When I saw the news talking about a smexy guy slapping gay asses at Walmart shifts. Me? I was assaulted by him. What and how. I pick up my jojo siwa phone and dial 9118181-baxk street boys- 69

Last week I was working at home depot. When a lady started twerkinng infront of me. I was so scared I pissed my pants. Then a guy offered to lick away my piss. Everyone was so weird today so I ran out of home depot. When I ran into the parking lot my 2000s barbie car was gone. And there was a tesla there. I almost pissed my pants again and ran awat.

WHITE GIRL CAN I ROCK YO WORLD
          YO WORLDD
          CHOCLATE N VANILLA SWILL
          NICE DARK THICC SKIN FROM LA
          AND SHE GOT A LITTLE
          BELLYY

Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
          Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
          Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
          You know you love me (yo), I know you care (uh-huh)
          Just shout whenever (yo), and I'll be there (uh-huh)
          You are my love (yo), you are my heart (uh-huh)
          And we will never, ever, ever be apart (yo, uh-huh)
          Are we an item? (Yo) girl, quit playin' (uh-huh)
          "We're just friends" (yo), what are you sayin'? (Uh-huh)
          Said, "There's another" (yo), and looked right in my eyes (uh-huh)
          My first love broke my heart for the first time, and I was like (yo, uh-huh)
          "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
          Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no"
          Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
          I thought you'd always be mine, mine
          "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
          Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no"
          Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
          I thought you'd always be mine, mine
          Oh, for you, I would've done whatever (uh-huh)
          And I just can't believe we ain't together (yo, uh-huh)
          And I wanna play it cool (yo), but I'm losin' you (uh-huh)
          I'll buy you anything (yo), I'll buy you any ring (uh-huh)
          And I'm in pieces (yo), baby, fix me (uh-huh)
          And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream (yo, uh-huh)
          I'm goin' down (oh), down, down, down (uh-huh)
          And I just can't believe, my first love won't be around, and I'm like
          "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
          Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no"
          Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
          I thought you'd always be mine, mine
          "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
          Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no"
          Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh"
          I thought you'd always be mine, mine (Luda!)
          When I was 13, I had my first love
          There was nobody that compared to my baby
          And nobody came between us, nor could ever come above
          She had me goin' crazy
          Oh, I was starstruck
          She woke me up daily
          Don't need no Starbucks (woo)
          She made my heart pound
          And skip a beat when I see her in the street and
          At school on the playground
          But I really wanna see her on the weekend
          She knows she got me dazin'
          'Cause she was so amazin'
          And now, my heart is breakin'
          But I just keep on sayin'
          "Baby, baby, baby, oh"

"sir can you please leave us alone"

"when your trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind." - Cartman 1999

When I parked my dick inside another man. He shitted on me. Then he licked the dhit off me. I didn't stop him. Then he pissed on my mother. While his mother swallowed it. I gasoed in fear and  cried inside. Then I killed myself and he ate my insides.