Momoshi

i no no wanna :'(

Stinky

help a tiny tennis man is living in my head as well as big chest hamster man and they won't pay their taxes and refuse to leave. the urge to make comfort and hurt/comfort one shots are big :')

Hajime can confirm, he was the tongue.

I'm watching my own life get corrupted as I realize that Dangarapa is pulling my strings of my body to control me, and hell yeah its just me stealing Gundham Tanaka's personality. So now there is a 6k draft in my works that is an angst that is nowhere close to being done and I'm terrified of how long it's going to take me and what I'm going to risk to keep going on my creativity roll, pray for me and it'll be published weekly whenever its completed (trust me mortals, it'll take a long time, reading other things). Also no, I will not tell you guys what its about until its almost done :)
          
          So yeah I might like, not update anything for a year until this is completed 

"horn dog"

Hey guys! I'm gonna make a ✨crackfic✨
          You see, you might be confused when I post a fan fiction that's called "I Love The Shape Of Your Balls", well me and my older sister are creating a crackfic on Goat Simulator.
          As I was getting the 'Turtle' (Raphael, they don't say their name, they just call them Turtlel) and bringing him to the pool, I rag doll and fell on him, the game was having the goat bounce.
          As you see, you can already tell what is happening. As my sister and me slowly realize what our destiny is. So be prepared to (hopefully eventually) see a crackfic of Raphael x Goat, where you are a goat and your in a forbidden relationship.
          
          
          Also Raphael is a white human in Goat Simulator, so yeah. He is not even a turtle, but they call him a turtle so we will refer him as a turtle just because.
          Anyways, thanks for 47 followers ❤, think of this of a ✨special suprise✨
          Have a wonderful day :)

OWWW MY KNEECAPS ARE KILLING ME, PRAY FOR ME I THINK THEY ARE GONNA GO FLYING

Bro kinda stinks ngl

I just chugged raw honey.