Jo

Welp, there goes my virginity! 

Me on my 15th birthday because I had restrictions on my phone:
          
          Me: Hey mom, can you approve this app request? 
          Mom: Wattpad? Is that that one raunchy app I think your sister had it.
          Me: What? Ew no, I would never get that  it’s just another library app. 
          (Because I previously got like 2 library apps lol) 
          And the rest is history…
          
          Hi guys, I’m back *awkward smile and wave to the empty audience yet one slow clap is heard from the back* 
          
          I promise I’m gonna update Under Pressure by the end of this week, I know I kinda abandoned it…I’m sorry 
          
          Life updates: started college, got a boyfriend, started doing rocky horror shadow casting, broke up with said boyfriend, dropped out of college, and I’ve been in between friends and jobs for the past few months while doing Rocky Horror Shows.  

I feel the needto anonymously share that I'm drunk. Slay 
          
          “I just wanna be put on your symphony*”

The prologue of my new book Under Pressure is now out, go take a look! It'll be updated weekly at the same time

4 days until Under Pressure drops 
          
          I’ll be posting chapters once a week 

I JUST GOT QUEENS GREATEST HITS AND THEIR INNUENDO ALBUM ON TAPE!

I went to church camp where I didn't have my phone for a week and she cheated on me 

Quick rant:                                     (content warning: seizers)
          
          There was this time I was watching a night play with a group from school and in the middle of the play the girl next to me started seizing and she's not seizer prone. I immediately called 911 while my teacher yelled to stop the show and went over to help. I was freaking out, understandably, right? After I gave the address and explained the situation to the operator as calmly as possible the operator asked, and I quote, "Why are you freaking out?"
          First of all, I was on the verge of panic attack, trying to keep my breathing at bay and my hands would not stop shaking, I had never witnessed a seizer before, let alone one of my friends having a seizer.
          Second of all, you are a 911 operator who deals with calls of people in distress and in a bad situations, why the hell would you ever ask why someone that after they just explained why they're calling for an EMERGENCY. 
          That guy just really pissed me off. luckily, my friend is okay, and it wasn't too serious. Thank God. I really hope that guy learns how to talk to people and do his job better.

Just posted the synopsis for a book coming out 09/01/2024 
          I’ve been working on it over the summer and will post one chapter a week. I’m really excited about this original story and if you like the band Queen I think you’ll enjoy so check it out!

Y’all. How the f*ck did I just get robbed at gunpoint working at a f*cking frozen yogurt shop?! 
          I’m not joking.
          Everyone is okay and no one got hurt thank god.