ily tobbles /p

jeremy elbertson?

HOLY SHIT I FINALLY FOUND 049 X MALE READER SMUT I AM GOING TO CRY WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG

(asmr) 049 gives you an anal examination

This goes to the strippers and the fuckin' pornstars
          And the mother-motherfuckers showin' shit on the bar
          This goes to the strippers and the fuckin' pornstars
          And them sexy motherfuckers showin' shit on the bar
          Get your dicks up!
          Get your ass up!
          Mo'fuckers!
          This shit right here?
          This ain't no regular club jam
          This a faggoty-ass club jam
          So get your motherfuckin' hands up!
          I like your man areas
          I like your man areas
          You know I like-like-like
          To lick-lick-lick your man areas
          Your not-so-tan areas
          You know I'm damn serious
          I like-like-like
          To lick-lick-lick your man areas
          Lookin' so hot
          Gotta wear sunblock
          Put some shades on my eyes
          'Fore I lick between your thighs
          I'm a pretty big fag
          With a whole lotta swag
          In the dark gay club
          And the queens are showin' love
          Bass is booming loud
          DJ rockin' the crowd
          I like that Dirty Danny
          'Cause his chest is kinda hairy
          But I also them chicken
          'Cause they do the finger lickin'
          Finger lickin'
          Finger lickin'
          Finger lick-ick-ick-ick-in'
          I like your man areas
          I like your man areas
          You know I like-like-like
          To lick-lick-lick your man areas
          Your not-so-tan areas
          You know I'm damn serious
          I like-like-like
          To lick-lick-lick your man areas
          Kissin' on the bar
          While I grab your junk
          You're such a fuckin' hunk
          And you're so fuckin' drunk
          Come on, don't be a punk
          Just gimme your spunk
          Lemme in your pants
          So I can spill all
          Make it rain, dollar bill
          Hallelujah, amen
          Run to the ATM
          So I can do it all again
          I like your boom-boom
          In this dark room-room
          On the Lower East Side
          Come on, fuck it, let's ride
          I like your man areas
          I like your man areas
          You know I like-like-like

where 049 asmr asking for friend

okay but is 049's penis deadly

okay someone tell me where i can contact the insane fucks that simp for a literall hunk of spray painted concrete that probably failed every chiropractic lesson in history thats shaped like a fucking uncracked peanuts with circumsized penis numbs as hands and legs because i just wanna say we'd make AMAZING friends

SCP 049: ultra powerful, can kill with one touch, like 1800 years old, mean smh, calm, an emo
          
          my dumbass: perfect, a boyfriend

STOP WHY DO I HAVE AN UNCANNY ADDICTION WITH SCP 049 I LITERALLY SIMP FOR A BIRD MAN HELP

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