EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT
I HAVE RETURNED.
Alive? Yes.
Mentally stable? Debatable.
Sun-kissed? No.
Sun-attacked? Absolutely. ☀️
I went on vacation expecting to come back refreshed... instead I came back 10 shades darker, mildly sunburnt, and looking like I personally challenged the sun to a fight and lost.
The UV rays saw me enjoying myself and said, "Not on my watch." ☀️
Anyway... I'M BACK!!
Thank you for waiting while I was away living my best (and slightly roasted) life. I missed writing, I missed reading your comments, and I definitely missed causing emotional damage with my stories ✍️
Updates are officially making a comeback! Give me a little time to unpack my suitcase, recover from my sunburn, and convince my vacation brain that we're no longer on holiday.
So yes... your author has returned. Slightly crispy, slightly tanned, but fully ready to get back to writing. ✨
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to drink water, apply aloe vera, and pretend this tan is part of the aesthetic. ☀️
— your freshly roasted author ✍️