Ohhhhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Lmao lemme die
I love writing almost as much as I love reading, but hate putting pen to paper because my hands start to hurt, and then I get sad.
I love revising for exams. You know when you've got all your notes and you're making them and panicking over an exam you know you're gonna ace...yeah, I love that, though the last bit never applies for me.
I hate oranges. Like, a lot.
All those books in the background of my DP are actually my favourite books. I've read each of them a million times, yet still struggle to find one particular that I adore.
I reckon that's all, actually.
Don't hesitate to message me.
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- JoinedJanuary 16, 2016
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