Here's a joke:
An man walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" The bartender asks. "I'm just really tired. I went back to visit my family in Oregon." He took a sip. " You lived in Oregon, too?! So did I! We even look alike!" "Woah!" The bartender got a drink for himself. "Where did'ja live?" "Portland," "Same!" "What grade school did you go to?" Bridgeview Elementary." "OH MY GOSH!" "Okay, okay," They were almost to the bottom of their glasses. "Where did you live?" "1443 Amesfield Avenue" "ME TOO!" Their laughing together. Another bartender looks to a different customer. "The Olsen twins are drunk again." He said.