sacrificallamb--

//Rocky is a baked bean. Get beaned on, dweeb 

sacrificallamb--

"I'm going to punch Alastor in the face aggressively. But with my lips." 
          
          
          
          
          
          ( Not you Shadow. No Lucifer smooches ) 
          
          //perhaps CB or drop starters here too because why not? 

sacrificallamb--

@_Antlers_ 
            
            //Mhm now if you need me I think I'm just going to go take a depression nap. I'll respond to the thing on my Vox later 
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Rockytop767

( You get injured Alastor muahaha )
          
          Alastor was currently nursing his chest wound when Lucifer decided to appear in his room. He quickly turned away from him in an attempt to hide what he was doing. "Don't you think you should knock before just barging in? It's rude to show up unannounced." He hissed in annoyance.

sacrificallamb--

@Rockytop767 
            
            "You want me to get your blood on my hands? Does that mean I have to stick my hands into your wound? Now that's so silly!" He replied sarcastically. "Shut up and let me help."
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Rockytop767

@sacrificallamb-- 
            
            His ear twitched a bit at the answer, shifting a bit beneath the king. "Hm, and here I thought you'd enjoy having my blood on your hands. I know you've just been dying to be rid of me."
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sacrificallamb--

@Rockytop767 
            
            He kept on an unreadable expression, his gaze never leaving the others chest wound. "I don't want more blood on my hands for Charlie's sake."
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4D4M__SL4Y3R

Niffty cackled as she climbed up on the king, staring him in the eyes with her singular giant one. 

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@4D4M__SL4Y3R 
            
            "Wait— OW! What the heck?!" He stared after the tiny creature in shock, now rubbing his head where the hair has been ripped out. 
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4D4M__SL4Y3R

@sacrificallamb-- 
            She narrowed her eye at him and jumped on him again, ripping some hair out for her collection as well before she ran off. 
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sacrificallamb--

@4D4M__SL4Y3R 
            
            His eyes widened in alarm as he shook his head quickly. "No! No I'm not!" This absolute freak. "NO! Absolutely NOT! I'm still married!"
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V0XTEK

"Boo."

sacrificallamb--

@V0XTEK 
            
            "Well it's most certainly working!"
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V0XTEK

@sacrificallamb-- 
            
            "..Trying to annoy you?"
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sacrificallamb--

//Idk if his relationships should transfer over to this account too or not. That's up to y'all to decide 

sacrificallamb--

@hellsradio 
            
            /Nooooo don't eat him!!! Lucifer is too teeny tiny to be eaten!
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hellsradio

/  YESSSIRRRRR  (picture Al repeatedly banging the dinner table with a knife and fork in hand wearing a bib☠️)
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sacrificallamb--

@hellsradio 
            
            /And sold to the weirdo on their hands and knees 
            You have one order of Lucifer now (:<
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