who puts that much jelly on a burger?
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perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee
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why have a relationship when you can just ship?
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maybe i am made of ketchup, you don't know my life.
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Story by sad-oatmeal
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"i saw it coming."
"those bitches!"
"we should've been on higher alert."
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