chris

IM BACK FUCKERS !11?!?!?!

guess who just joined the gorillaz fandom!!

I HAVE COLLEGE FRIENDS!?!?!?!?! ONE DAY ONE OF MY FRIENDS FROM THE SKATEPARK WAS LIKE "AYE BRO WASSUP?" aND I WAS LIKE "OH HEY MAN HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A BIT, WHATS UP WITH YOU?" AND HE GOES "OH MAN IVE BEEN GOING TO *INSERT SKOOL HERE* AND I HONESTLY DONT REALLY HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO COME DOWN HERE." AND I WAS SO SHOCKED LIKE I KNEW HE WAS OLDER LIKE, BUT I DIDNT KNOW I WAS KOOL ENOUGH TO HAVE COLLEGE FRIENDS LIKE WAIT HOW OLD ARE YALL BRO WAIT I KNOW SOME OF YALLS AGES BUT WHAT ALSO MY NEW FRIEND FRANKLIN AND HES LIKE SO CHILL HES AT LEAST 24 AND HE DID SOME KOOL TRICKS AND HE IS REALLY SMART AND YEAH BRO I HAVE THE KOOLEST FRIENDS LIKE JOSH IS 18 AND HE DOES COOL TRICKS WHILE GOING DOWN THE RAMP ANDLIKE TIMOTHY IS ALSO COOL HES DEAF AND HES TEACHING ME SIGN AND HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO SAY SOME WORDS AND HE CAN DO KOOL TRICKS AND HES NICE AND HE HAS A NICE SMILE AND HIS EYES ARE PWETTY AND THEN THERES A GIRL AND IDK HER NAME BUT HER BOARD HAS ANIME ASS CHEEKS ON IT AND SHES REALLY NICE AND COOL AND IDK IM JUST SAYING THAT I LOVE MY FRIENDS FROM THE SKATEPARK

https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=bnogXWC
          some of yall could get decent on this, anyyyyywayyyy have fun

Love Dolly Parton, all my homies love Dolly Parton.

i feel ✨ignored✨

heyyy guys, i need an opinion.... IS IT BAD THAT I THINK PETER B PARKER FROM INTO THE SPIDERVERSE IS HOT? AND ALSO IS IT BAD THAT I THINK KEITH ALLEN FROM Z NATION IS ALSO KINDA DADDY? IS THAT BAD?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/how-gay-are-you?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&quiz_result=2421699_556989#2421699 
          haha i knew it

Okay so I just read the tell-tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe, and this kid, he is a sociopath. Or something like that, because who just decides to kill somebody. Like “Oh man, I don’t like the way he looks, welp I know what to do.” *pulls out gun*  OH WAIT!! THAT’S THE COPS! Yall I was wrong, he isn’t crazyyy hes a copppp!! Yall we had him all wrong. AND HE GOT AWAY WITH ITT bro, we got pig representation in this oneee! Ahahaha um chile anywaysss period sis go off! Ahahaa 
          i wrote this for an assignment lmaooo imma fail

GUESS WHAT THE FUCK ELSE I DID!!!! I JUST UPDATED MY RANDOM ONESHOTS BOOK GO READ IT PLEASE IM REALLY PROUD OF THIS CHAPTER