Hi, I'm Ollie, I'm omni and trans (FTM)
he/they
now here's some mcyt quotes

"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing shit,"

"I wake up, I TikTok, I sleep, I repeat,"

"I will never have a girlfriend, I am too powerful,"

"WHERE IS FOOT,"

"I'm a fish...bloop,"

"Be careful, I'm a lawyer,"

"Ooh nOO thEy hAd SEGGS On dA CraFtiNg TabLeEeEE,"

"HEY, are you done with your pissing contest now?"

"BEES? I love bees!"

"I'm about to hit-spit-spackle the fuck out of someone," 

"Well, I mean, you don't allow shit, bitch,"

"4.3 inches tall. Look at it go! It's my real height!"

"The thing is... I'm always stressed,"

"You can't run away from all your problems... Not when they have ender pearls,"

"2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Not the Government. Lets go,"

"Don't ask questions Tommy, the adults are speaking,"

"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense,"

"I don't believe in friendship, Tommy...We tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn...The only thing that's real, Tommy... is CASH!!!"

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!"

"Please put the lesbian birdhouse in a tree. Someone put the lesbian birdhouse in a tree,"

"2 to the 1, to the 1, to the 3, please get TommyInnit off my screen,"

"Losing my marbles. Losing my marbles. My marbles are lost. They are gone. Help them,"

"If a shop can't give me what I need, I'll burn it to the ground and kill the occupants. Okay? That doesn't make me a Karen, that makes me a psychopath,"

"We'll get you another wife, Phil, I have a gun,"

"Why fight over the discs when you can open up Spotify?"

"Say something like 'stop fighting' you might get into an animatic,"

"Who is Oscar and why do I deserve him?"

"You can't see it, but I'm dancing... Very, very white-ly,"

"I was using a spoon,"