SoggyBread

squid miku 

Hi yall so I’ve been in a bunch of fandoms over the past year and well I no longer have school so I have time to write stories now but idk what fandom to write about I have been reading stories on what wattpad from multiple fandoms but I have really been inching to write a ninjago fanfic bc I love the ship Lava and there is many angst opportunities so I wanna know what y’all think if u have any other fandoms You’de like to see a story about by me feel free to say so . 

YOUR USER IS EVERYTHING.

Ok yall so I just looked at my followers and OMG THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH AND ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ACTUALLY REDING MY BOOKS IM GLAD YOU ENJOY THEM 
          
          I basically just write books to get things off my mind but I’m so happy I got to write these stories for you. I’ve been through my books and I’ve read some of y’all’s comments and I’m dying they are so funny and I love them 
          
          Anyway I love you guys so much BYEE BESTIES

HAPPY PRIDE MOUTH!!!️‍️‍⚧️

Langa, I lost Reki on the way to the beach-

Hello luv!! Sorry for bothering you but I was wondering if you would like to check out my new Sk8 Oneshot book in my main acc (IN MY DESC)

Palm tree's.

Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
          Man's not hot, never hot
          Skrrat (GottiOnEm), skidi-kat-kat
          Boom
          Two plus two is four
          Minus one that's three, quick maths
          Everyday man's on the block
          Smoke trees (Ah)
          See your girl in the park
          That girl is a uckers
          When the ting went quack-quack-quack
          You man were ducking (You man ducked)
          Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda)
          He's got the pumpy (Big ting)
          Hold tight, my man (My guy)
          He's got the frisbee (Shew)
          I trap, trap, trap on the phone
          Movin' that cornflakes (Uh)
          Rice Krispies
          Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G)
          On, on, on, on, on the road doin' ten toes
          Like my toes (Like my toes)
          You man thought I froze
          I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin')
          If she ain't on it, I ghost
          Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam)
          You donut
          Nose long like garden hose
          I tell her man's not hot
          I tell her man's not hot
          The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
          I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
          I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
          I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
          The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
          I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
          Hop out the four-door with the .44
          It was one, two, three and four (Us, man)
          Chillin' in the corridor (Yo)
          Your dad is forty-four (Uh)
          And he's still callin' man for a draw (Look at him)
          Let him know
          When I see him
          I'm gonna spin his jaw (Finished)
          Take man's Twix by force (Take it)
          Send man's shop by force (Send him)
          Your girl knows I've got the sauce (Flexin')
          No ketchup (None)
          Just sauce (Saucy)
          Raw sauce
          Ah, yo, boom, ah
          The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
          Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka)
          Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
          And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
          Skya (Ah)
          Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
          Poom, poom
          You don' know
          I tell her man's not hot (Man's not)
          I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
          The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
          I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)
          I tell her man's not hot
          I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)
          The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
          I said, "Babes, man's not hot"