sadboihours304686

i read homestuck. it ruined my life. the seccond i read the first sentence andrew hussie manifested himself into my bedroom. he leaned towards my ear and licked it. he threatened me at gunpoint to read further and further. im in to deep. i cant excape. the chasm known as homestuck is ravanous and i am its prey. i am being converted. every page i turn i am pulled deeper and deeper and i fear i may drown. 'andrew' will not leave. i have not slept in weeks as i click, link through link, begging for release. my life has been taken over ive not seen my family in weeks. farewell, as i fear i am to, become the homestuck- been converted into one the devout followers and i cant feel anything. i am merely numb. (/j)

sadboihours304686

i read homestuck. it ruined my life. the seccond i read the first sentence andrew hussie manifested himself into my bedroom. he leaned towards my ear and licked it. he threatened me at gunpoint to read further and further. im in to deep. i cant excape. the chasm known as homestuck is ravanous and i am its prey. i am being converted. every page i turn i am pulled deeper and deeper and i fear i may drown. 'andrew' will not leave. i have not slept in weeks as i click, link through link, begging for release. my life has been taken over ive not seen my family in weeks. farewell, as i fear i am to, become the homestuck- been converted into one the devout followers and i cant feel anything. i am merely numb. (/j)