🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍
👧 I'm just a girl 👧
🍎 Standing in front of a salad 🍎
🍩Wishing for it to be a donut🍩
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❌ Single
❌ Taken
✔ Hungry
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☕ I like my coffee like I like my soul ☕
💝 Dark and Bitter 💝
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🌈I'm not weird 🌈
🍀I'm limited edition🍀
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🐷 Life is too short to remove your USB safely 🐷
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🤓Me, Crazy? I should get off this unicorn and slap you🤓
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👅I enjoy long romantic trips to the fridge 👅
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🍀 I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers🍀
🍑 I mean, am I that hot 🍑
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🌸Of course I talk to myself, because🌸
❄️Sometimes I need expert advice❄️
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👌Why be moody👌
👅When you can shake your booty👅
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🙊Kindness is free, sprinkle that stuff everywhere 🙊
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💐Lazy is such a completely stupid word💐
👌I prefer the word selective participation👌
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💙Why yes, I do spontaneously break into ninja moves💙
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🐶 If I had a microphone right now 🐶
🎤 I would drop it 🎤
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🍑🐶 🌈 /\_/\ 🍩👅🌸
🍑🐶 🌈( •~• ) 🍩👅🌸
🍑🐶 🌈(>🍕<)🍩👅🌸
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