Hi, sadisfyd here! 
Welcome to my profile! It's a  ̶c̶o̶r̶r̶u̶p̶t̶e̶d̶ safe place for me to post my  ̶p̶l̶e̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶p̶ poetry and share it with anyone who wants to see! I may end up writing actual stories later on, but for now I'll stick to the simpler stuff. I-

Hold on, something's acting up. I'll be right back...

Uh...

I can't tell if I broke anything. I can't tell if I-

Wait a second. What's going on?

This...this isn't real... It can't be...

No...

I'm sorry for everything. Now everyone can be happy.