lol

i'm a softie for you ;(

Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
          

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
          

you know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
          

If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away

Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me

I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest