sadlynotanashryver

hiii omg, thank you for following! and apologies for bombarding your notifs earlier lol, i realized i have been a dummy and not voted on lots of my fav fics so i’ve been going back and doing that. 
          you already know i’m a huge fan of daggerheart and HOTW ❤️
          lots of love always!! 

My dear, gentle readers,
          
          I just finished Pretend, and once again, I didn’t want to leave you hanging for too long so you’re getting the ending in one sitting. I hate cliffhangers, and I refuse to put you through that.
          
          Thank you, truly, for every read, every star, and every comment. I had so much fun yapping with you about Corkscrew and Rock Boy.
          
          6K reads already - I’m so, so grateful.
          
          Maybe we’ll meet again in my other fics or on my socials. Seriously, come yap with me outside the comments. I don’t bite… unless you want me to.

Finish your fic < make new cover art
          
          Pretend got new cover art. I’ll include the full picture in the next chapter which is already almost finished.
          
          We’re officially on the finishing line for Pretend, since the ending has been sitting in my drafts like a smug little secret this whole time. So brace yourselves: more chapters are coming throughout March, because I would love to have this story wrapped up by early April.
          
          Thank you to everyone who reads and comments. I genuinely love screaming, laughing, and spiraling in the comments with you all about corkscrew and rock boy. Honestly, half the entertainment is the chaos we create down there. Xx 

 Hi have a little question, are you going to write a fanfic about ominis gaunt?

Dear followers, look, actual proof that I do sometimes finish things. 
          Pretend and Project Morrigan got updated covers (yes, made by me), and I’m working on new ones for Daggerheart and THOTW too.
          
          And no, I won’t be drawing the Hogwarts boys with a bunch of tattoos - I’ll leave some work for AI 
          
          If you want to see the new covers properly, they’re on my Tumblr (same name as everywhere).
          
          Love you, peace 

Hey, it’s me a the chronically overwhelmed author who thought starting three fanfics at once was a great idea, only to remember I develop a brand-new hyperfixation every 30 days like clockwork.
          
          I promise I’ll finish all my stories. Really. Pinky swear. It’s just…
          
          	•	Project Morrigan is currently being held hostage by Garreth, who stole the plot, the pacing, and possibly my dignity.
          
          	•	I accidentally fell so hard for Mattheo that Sebastian is somewhere in the corner coughing politely like ‘Hello? Remember me?‘
          
          	•	And THBAT requires me to be in a very specific creative headspace (horny), so that one might take the longest. Ups.
          
          Anyway, if you want to witness the wonders of my newest hyperfixation - drawing - come check out my Tumblr or TikTok. At least one of those platforms contains evidence that I finish something occasionally.

Thank you so much for 10K reads on Daggerheart and 6K reads on THOTW! 
          
          Clearly, most of you have been worldhopping from one fic to the other, and I couldn’t be more grateful for every read, comment, and like! 
          
          If you still haven’t had enough of the General, I might have a little surprise for you in Project Morrigan in a couple of chapters. 
          Elaine has been very bored waiting for her husband for such a long time… 

Hello, yes, it’s me, your local clown. I promise I’ll finish the 47 half-written fanfics collecting dust in my drafts, but my brain said, “What if… Mattheo Riddle?” and here we are. So I’m just yeeting this fic straight into the void.

Okay, so I just dropped another fic - because, as I’ve said before, there can never be only one in the works at a time.
          I always need an outlet for the thoughts that don’t quite fit into the others, and honestly, The Hogwarts Boys Are Trending is exactly that. An outlet for the super deranged stuff.
          Read with care! 

I hope your week’s off to a great start! Let me treat you to Chapter 9 of Project Morrigan! 
          Don’t read at work! (Or do… depends on your job) xx