''im making love to my bf rn! ;)''- what my loving friends post to give people bad impressions on me !! what did i do to ever get such friends *sighs*

'Do not judge me for the litter that falls out of my mouth, for I am a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life.'

Definition of me: 1.Dan and phil 2.MCR  3.phandom 4.bandoms, oh and 5. TRASH
 
*under construction*

Anyways to all those stalkers or lesbians who are ...well stalking me , I am a ??? year old alien who wants to invade earth however my addiction with chocolate will not allow me to do so as I may crush this tiny planet with my weight!!
...or I am a girl who has been around on earth for fourteen or so years who does have an addiction to chocolate and loves to read wattpad book and watch tv shows. I live in a town near Manchester in Britain.

Feel free to pm me or recommend me any books or ask for recommendations.Or if you want to phangirl, or talk about bands

my favouritestest (I am aware that is not a word,thank you)  books are in my reading list

Some things about me :

1)I AM A 100% PHAN SHIPPER
4) i hate people who ask questions with obvious answers
5)if you ask me a stupid question you will get a sarcastic answer
6)i love any of you who watch or read anything i watch or read 
7)i would never kill someone i would just hurt them really really bad 
8)I'm a proud idiotic brit
9)i watch teen wolf, pretty little liars, American horror story, the vampire diaries, the orignals, sherlock, the mentalist, prison break, Scream Queens, breaking bad, shadow hunters etc...
10)i dont like it when people use the term 'fit' instead of 'hot

THANK YOU FOR STALKING ME BUT UNFORTUNETLY GIRLS I AM A 100 PERCENT STRAIGHT ALIEN!! SOZ I WILL TRY CONTACTING MY FELLOW GAY MARSIANS TO ASK IF THEY WANT A NAUGHTY HUMAN FRIEND *WINKS* Anywho BYEEEE!