Foul-mouthed, filthy and fickle. Don't lecture me on being a "proper lady." I will swear, and I will be inappropriate. I should also probably tell you of how inconsistent I could get ; which is all the time.

Liar, ludicrous and loathsome. I'm a ball of hate and bad news, don't pick me up when you see me rolling.

Immature, impatient and impulsive.  I may have dropped a class on self-control. I now work as a professional bathroom singer, and have a part-time job as a procrastinator. 

Pretentious, pompous and paradoxical.  I like flowery words; have an ego bigger than the Titanic yet a self-esteem comparing to the size of the Heart of the Ocean.

Let this description be the proof that I have zero talent in writing. 

 Side Note: My favorite Teen Fic  is about a student-teacher romance and is entitled "A Proscriptive Relationship" by Jordan Lynde [ XxSkater2Girl16xX ]

Check it out ---> http://www.wattpad.com/story/15427-a-proscriptive-relationship