Hi, there. *waves awkwardly* Perhaps, you really like my book or absolutely hate it, and that's why you're here. Let's go with the former, eh? If that's the case, I cannot thank you enough. I'm the abnormal kid from your class. Ahah, I didn't mean to creep you out. Sorry. Anyway, I just want to say I never thought I'd write my story for the world. It's like stripping for me. 

You can find me on Twitter: @Sahana_official (please don't kill me for the username). 

I love you for reading my book. *hands you a cookie and a bowl of cookie dough* c: 

Um, yeah.
I don't know. ._.
Bu-bye, reader. 
*poof*