hashbaba
how do you think king richard is doing on this fine quarantined day
sailormags
sailormags
I just went to the Asian food market, and I had a spiritual connection with one of the live lobsters. Rock on, lil buddy
sailormags
Doofenshmirtz is just Waluigi but with a backstory.
sailormags
I suppose I should just write a book on my ever-plummeting and nonexistent romance with the smiley waitress who holds the stars within her eyes, the prettiest eyes in the entire galaxy
:(
cosmiccharisma
aw i missed u more bb
MEL0NWATER
hey, it’s been a while :)
sailormags
@MELON_WATER_ I don’t, I got a new phone and that’s how I lost yours :(((( though I can pm ya my new one if you want ofcofc
hashbaba
waluigi cult
sailormags
Sighsigh, not at how I am literally about to get on one knee and propose to Chloe, gorgeous lesbian waitress lady at my local Applebee’s whom I just met.
But alas, I did promise my grandmother I’d be on my most heterosexual behaviour for tonight’s outing..
sailormags
ARE YOU SERIOUS just as soon as I go to leave, Chloe comes in for her shift!! What the heck!! All we could do was exchange hellos..
sailormags
I am, once again, at my local Applebee’s. However, Miss Chloe is not here at the time, and I feel like a hollow shell of a man as I am without her breathtaking presence.
sailormags
This is fine. I did say I’d pay the tip, and totally “miscalculated” it to be discrete. Enjoy that 46% love, I’ll be back.
sailormags
Lmaoo today marks 420 days since I started stanning Hyunin would ya look at that
sailormags
The Geico Gecko is a switch pass it around