🔮friends don't lie🔮

💦if we stick together, all of us, we'll win💦

💙if we're both going crazy, then we'll go crazy together, right💙

🚘beep beep richie🚘

✨the demogorgon, it got me✨

💥they're gazebos!💥

🧩totally tubular🧩

💡sarcasm is my only defence💡

🦠blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole!🦠

💌bitchin'💌

🧸i'm not wired to be normal🧸

💔she's our friend and she's crazy💔

❌you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve❌

🔆that doesn't smell like caca to me señor🔆

✨"sardonic humour is just my way of relating to the world"✨

☃️your hair is winter fire, january embers, my heart burns there too☃️

❄️fire is catching. and if we burn, you burn with us❄️

🌊always🌊

☕️mornings are for coffee and contemplation☕️

👨‍👧‍👦turns out i'm actually a pretty damn good babysitter👨‍👧‍👦

🦜the sparrows fly south for the winter🦜

🎈welcome to the losers club asshole!🎈

🗝i solemnly swear I am up to no good🗝

📜i don't follow the rules, i make them. and when necessary i break them📜

🚪doors are for people with no imagination🚪

💉great, now we're all bloody inspired💉

📍it's finger-lickin' good📍

🕯i volunteer as tribute🕯

⛓so many things i'm not, and so few things i am⛓

🎈you'll float too🎈

☎️don't call me eddie spaghetti☎️

💫we're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse💫

🐓I hope you're enjoying your chicken ted🐓

⚡️but you know, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light⚡️

🔭no need to call me sir, professor🔭

🔪be careful. don't die🔪
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