i will bite u

i just finished flowers from 1970 and ive been crying for like 40 minutes. help.

i somehow survived without wattpad for around a week
          
          now time to read smut recommendations from tiktok 

HELP NO ME AND MY FRIEND WERE TALKING ABOUT SMT, I SAID jeSUS AND THEN THEY SAID HES RLLY KINKY GETTIG NAILED TO THE CROSS AND I THOUGHT "WHAT IF THERE ARE JESUS SMUT BOOKS ON WATTPAD?" SO I LOOKED IT UP. AND THERE IS AND BECAUSE I AM A DISGUSTING CHILD IM GOING TO READ THEM HAHAUAUUSYS
          
          (also please don't take offence of this it's just a joke lmao) 

i just read the monster ultra fanfic. kill me-

when you want to comfort eat but you know you won't stop eating. fun. 

there's something in my room buzzing idk if it's  a bee, a wasp or a fly help-

help i have to shit but my mothers boyfriend is on a zoom call. and cuz of that i shivered rlly aggressively-

bo burnham is best
          
          shout out to my friend for showing him to me ily/p
          
          also story ig
          i was listening to me and my 2 friends playlist and my mum asked me to plug my phone into the radio in the car (idk how to explain it lol). i was terrified cuz we have weird songs, for example a shit ton of bo burnham songs contain slurs, sad songs that probably made my mother be concerned-
          anyways, 30 (bo burnham) played first and she said i should show that to her boyfriend cuz of the "all my stupid friends are having stupid children" cuz...well... i think it says it for itself lol
          then home (cavetown) played. im surprised my mother still thinks im ok lmao-
          then i think it was meteor showers (cavetown) that was normal.
          then it was SIU (maretu), if anyone doesn't know what that is its the "suck it uuuuppp, suck. it. up" thing. my mother probably thought i was a physco since i was singing that lol. (PLS THAT JUST STARTED PLAYING MY PLAYLIST IS PHYSCIC-)
          i think ironic (bo burnham) started playing here, i dont rlly remember but my mum thought that was funny and i was singing it lmao
          then wrecking ball (mother mother) that was fine
          then rant (bo burnham). yeah- i only sang the end bit (in the name of the Father, Son, Holy Ghost head shoulders knees and toes turn up your nose strike a pose heyyyyy macarena) and "the great all loving f-word hater" i can reclaim? claim? idk but im part of the lgbtqia+ community and my mum knows that, but i hate saying it so e.
          i don't remember what else lmao but fun-

I love getting notifications 
          

.... why did i get so happy when i saw 17 notifications here
          
          im just happy when i have more than 5 notifs on wattpad-