Phillip

Changed my username to saltwater-rain btw (old one was steller-jay)

I'm working on a new story and I think I just gave myself an existential crisis... now I'm eating a waffle to see if that makes it go away lmao

The lights in my house just flickered and now my dog is whipping her head around staring at nothing. Time to get the salt

current mood: tired of this life but not wanting to die because of all the tv shows I haven't finished

IT'S 3 A.M. AND I JUST HEARD MY DOG SNEEZE IN THE OTHER ROOM I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

I just made chocolate milk in a plastic water bottle bc I was bored

Original fiction is just fanfiction of reality

I just had an entire cup of coffee for the second time in my life and I can literally feel myself shaking from the caffeine