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All the boys in my grade have gone around smacking each others butts and yelling no homo after and then they laugh. Have I missed something?

So me reddit account is not working so I am going to ask here; Am I the asshole?
          
          So a little backstory. My horse stops at nothing, if you are standing in his way you are going to get run over, also he competes like if his life is on the line, in other words runs like a madman. Now that we are done with that here is the story:
          
          Me and my horse (and mom) were out and were going to compete in an payandjump, basically you pay and you jump simple.
          So its my turn and the girl waiting is walking around, nothing out of the ordinary. I get my starting signal and off we go! The first 3 jump are going great if not a  little fast. BUT,  I am coming up on jump nr 4 and this girl is standing right in front of it! like 6 meters from it and I cant turn aroud her, she is standing in the middle.
          So in the 3 second I have to think i decide, fuck it, I paid to jump here so I am going to jump.
          
          Long story short I turn very early (wich makes it harder for my horse btw) and the girls horse freaks out because my horse is going to thunder into him so it jumps out of the way and my horse takes the jump (flawlessly) and as I continue I see that the girl did not move with her horse and is laying on the ground, she had moved at this point and was sitting in the corner and waiting like you are suposed to. I finish and my horse gets his price, he also got extra treats for being amazing.
          
          So am I the Asshole for not stopping?
          In my opinion she shuld have followed the unspoken rules riders have during competitions: Dont be in the way of the person thats jumps, stand in the corners and keep out of the way

Basically all the same

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          Nice ships!

@Baku_UwU_Beau who's your favorite ship?

Obsessed with it

At first I thought your username was saltyporno—