saltypretzelmyass

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i just want someone to suck my non-existent dick. is that so much to ask for? 

congrats on 100!

HAPPY BDAY H0

okay, but like your book covers-

they found the shoes now. i don’t want them anymore tho.  they feel disgusting because he touched them. i know that sounds really childish but it makes me feel really uncomfortable.

https://my.w.tt/15gy8eP1sbb the first official chapter of detention is up!!

that mother fucker stole my damn fila shoes... (the same guy) and he’s not fcking giving them back. he’s denying everything and now the vice principal is going through the security cameras. 

fuck. i have school today.  it’s 1am. i need to go to sleep. i need to finish my essay that is due today. i’ve only written two sentences. fuck. me. but don’t actually. it has to be someone special. i hope you understand. not that you’re not special, that’s not what i meant!! shit. fuck. me. but don’t actually!!  wait... i already said that. *shrugs shoulders* whatever.
          
          
          
          
          honestly, why tf are u wasting your time to read this? are u rlly that bored? pffft. 
          
          
          
          
          same tho. 
          
          
          
          suck ma dickkk
          
          
          
          
          
          but wait. i don’t even have one. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ok goodbye.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          for now.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          tan. tan. TAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

dude one of my friends and two of the guys that use to support me actually stood up for me together and THEY are the ones who ended up getting detention for some reason... 
          
          im not gonna mention the name of the person who did all the things, but isn’t he suppose to be the one to get detention?
          
          and now my friend is screwed because his parents are so mad and literally grounded him all because of the other person.
          
          he screws up everyone’s school life with his bare existence...