Detonator Liberation

There's a fucking mouse in my room and I've been trying to catch it for hours, it's 2 am, I am exhausted and I have classes in the morning

When it's been a month since you went ona student exchange and you are having so much fun and then you start realizing that it's gonna be really hard to leave...
          
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          What do you mean I will never see these people again? They're my friends...

When you know your friend has a thing for low femme voices and you come back home after a con with a lot more rasp in your voice than usually, so naturally you have to record yourself reaaaaally slow and seductivelly and send that to her
          
          (She said that was the most evil thing I've done to her so now I should expect revenge)

Yo guys, I know I don't come here often anymore, but I saw something about wp getting purged? Can somebody explain???

The fact that this is about to be the 3rd week in a row when I go to a random con on Sunday is wild.
          
          I came to Germany to study, wtf is happening

You'd think that having left most of your clothes at home would limit your cosplaying abilities.
          
          I went to a con last weekend wearing a cosplay thay I made during that week (by "made" I mean bought one shirt and painted a logo on it, I had everything else).
          
          I am going to a different con this weekend again, found that out today. I already have a cosplay, the only thing missing is a hat.
          
          What the actual-

* drawing my OTP hugging while listening to a ship playlist *
          * a good song I haven't heard in a while comes on *
          * looks at the drawing *
          * tug in guts *
          
          Me: are those... tears?
          
          Seriously, I'm reaching new lands with this hyperfixation, damnnnn

When you start living alone and unlock the ability to leave your sketchbook with queer ships lying around open and not be worried that someone might find it

So I've been thinking of trying my hand at writing fanfics for the past few months. Earlier today, I found this fanfic writing game and tried playing it with my friend.
          
          Boiii, did I get humbled

I can't... I'm on a student exchange, and nobody knows anyone here, so you end up hanging out with literally the first person that happens to be standing next to you, right?
          
          So I met this girl, totally playground rules - we went on an excursion and she asked me if I knew anyone, and if I didn't, if I wanted to stay together during that day. We ended up vibing.
          
          So we've been since meeting up every few days. Last week, I told her about my OCs, and she asked me what the flags meant, so I said that those were pride flags. She thought that was neat. Very straight behavior. I then told her I was gonna go to a queer people meetup that was happening later that day. She said that would be interesting to her too and that she saw the posters around campus but couldn't come. Still. She was giving VERY STRAIGHT vibes. Then she showed me some pics from a pride parade she went to. Had no idea when that was. I was guessing June. She said she didn't know that was the pride month. In the pic, she was dressed in all rainbows. Okay. Nice ally. Cool
          
          So when she started talking about her ex and being very dodgy about them until eventually got tired of it and just said that it's a girl and she's actually bi, I was kinda surprised but also it kinda made sense.
          
          What I'm trying to say is that no matter how straight I think a person is, if I genuinely want to hang out with them for no reason other than "vibes", they're probably queer and I'm unaware of it. It happened too many times this year....