Holy shit balls so this was the first bio I wrote and I'm cringing so hard wtf. I can't tell if I was annoying or adorable rn 😔✌️ The stuff in it is still true I just wish I worded it differently anyway if you wanna know what I like and you want a glimpse into my old self then here ig. Cringe fest starts now
IM ALWAYS HERE IF YOU NEED ME OR IF YOU JUST WANT A FRIEND
If you couldn't tell I speak multiple languages
I love superheroes Harry Potter mythology and other geeky stuff
I'm a nerd
I'm nice until you aren't
I have long nails and I don't want to have to use them on you. Have you ever had to clean blood and skin from your nails? Well if you haven't let me tell you it's freakin hard
I'm weird if you couldn't tell from what my whole bio said
I like reading why else would I be on wattpad
I live in Chicago
I have a lot of time on my hands so if you want or need to talk to someone pm me go ahead I'll probably reply unless I'm asleep
If you hurt any of my friends (they know who they are) "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize to my friends after I "talk to you" now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
Um if you're still reading this congrats I think you're cool
Uhhh if you read the whole thing I'm sorry and I do in fact think you are cool 😁😁 anyway I'm im pretty chill so HMU if you wanna talk or sumn ig 🤪✌️
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