Dear other Samantha Magee who keeps signing up for things with my email address,

If you ever wondered why you never got any emails from the sites you joined, this would be it. You keep using the wrong address, and lacking any other means to contact you, I changed the password on this account in the hopes you will see this message while attempting to log in. I'm more than happy to email you the new password so you can change the email this account is linked to, so feel free to send me a message to get this sorted. I'm pretty sure you know my email address already.

-The other other Sam Magee