sam

MCC DAY BABY LETS GOOO

hello children. i changed my username, i used to be honkknat but im a cooler version now

i am going bald like bbh tomorrow. new year new me. wish me luck /j

its destroy dick december..

the genderless urge to take a piss every 3 days but also every 3 minutes

I looked in my fridge ur not there- or are you the mustard that has googlie eyes on it? Cause I did that as a prank a month ago and their still on-

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TURDS <3

i think its time to tell everyone... @dreamsdick is in love with me. we are getting married. the wedding will be held up your ass. please rsvp as soon as possible!

I HAVE A HUGE TEST TOMORROW BUT WHO CARES IM READING WATTPAD INSTEAD

please suck the living shit out of my dick