Sam Starly

The Wattpad DMS on this account are the only proof Lindsay Samuel ever happened.
          
          If it weren't for me being able to access those DMs, I would most likely not even believe that had ever happened.

GUESS WHO GOT INTO HER OLD ACCOUNT LETS GOOO

This is my new account, hi!

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Had a dream about playing weird Minecraft and I was inside the game. There was this weird new mob that was like,, an "obsidian skeleton golem" whatever the hell that is and it kept on trying to kill me and then I ran away into a stronghold and then suddenly I was visiting my grandparents but their house was weird and then there was pecan pie but everyone had already eaten the pecan pie and then there was pizza and then I was back in Minecraft and Dr. Heiter had nothing to do with any of it (I love how he shows up in my dreams so much I have to specify that he wasn't there :skull:)

Me when I want to kms over basically nothing

My dream last night: Dr. Heiter wanted to centipede me except he had forgotten to download his collarbones that day, so he couldn't, and while he tried to install his collarbones he accidentally uninstalled like half the things in his house because he was so bad with computers and it was so funny that I just stood there laughing instead of running away.

Ok so more details about my dream:
          I was supposed to be having a tea party in the forest with Reggie, Todd and Esther, but I got lost and somehow ended up in Wonderland. There at the party were Reggie, Todd and Esther, the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland, as well as all the original tea party-goers from Alice in Wonderland, Pickle the Dinosaur from Moriah Elisabeth, and Dr. Heiter from The Human Centipede. Heiter was just sort of sitting there and pouring honey into his tea. Like way too much honey into his tea. Everyone else was talking about how to catch a chair dragon. And the way to catch a chair dragon was by putting a chair into a burlap sack and putting it in a tree. So I did that and I caught the chair dragon, but it turned out all a chair dragon was was a purple and teal version of Tom from Tom and Jerry. Then I woke up but I was still dreaming so I tried to draw a picture on my tablet but it didn't work, so I went back to sleep in my dream and had the dream I just described again and then I woke up for real. Also we stan the fact that I can't go a week without Dr. Heiter showing up to haunt my dreams. Yeehaw ig

My dream last night: I was living a Twelve Forever episode which then turned into Alice in Wonderland, and then the Alice in Wonderland somehow got mixed with Tom and Jerry, then back to Twelve Forever. Then I woke up (still in my dream), tried to use my tablet but it was never bright enough and I could barely see anything, so I (again, still in my dream) went back to sleep and had the Twelve Forever dream again. Then I woke up for real.

Not even sure what was going on in my dream last night. Something about not being allowed to leaves school because my dad is dead. My dad is, in fact, not dead.