Well, Im the kinda person that has hundreds of story ideas but only gets to writing about two chapters because they either think of another story or is just extremely lazy

My life story is the flat soccer ball in the corner of the yard that nobody plays with except the dog

"(>^_^)>#
I made you a waffle 
 #﹤(^_^﹤) 
But then I was like... 

(> #^﹤) 
"I'm hungry..." 

(>^_^)> So I ate it.