@sandwhich_sol
HOLY FUCK
IM GOING TO A LT SHOW I HAVE IM GOING TO SIMPLY DIE sometimes my mother is amazing
I just wanted to share since I have no friends
I should win an award or something. Less than an hour have I been home in over a month and everything has already gone to shit.
OKAY I HAD A GREAT IDEA.
Percy and Jason both go to do the bro thing where they smack you on the back, like they go up to Nico. But as they smack him on his back Nico just says "bye bitch" and shadow travels away so the end up smacking air and they just look at each other with panic like 'omg we just vaporized Nico'. At which point they see Will coming around the corner and try to awkwardly explain that they had just vaporized Nico on accident. And of course then Nico dramatically steps out from behind a tree like "guys I literally just shadow travelled..." and then Percy and Jason feel stupid for forgetting that Nico could do that. But of course lovely Will Solace is like "NICO what have I said about shadow traveling?" and then Nico gets scared and tries to hide behind Percy and Jason as Will aggressively tries to make sure his little lord of darkness is okay.
fun fact I am actually violently allergic to Zayn Malik/Harry Styles. But I am even more allergic to zarries. It's a serious medical condition. so yeah
cuz it doesn't matter anyway
Do you ever just feel so broken that you just need someone to hold you for a long time and tell you that they love you but then you realize that you have nobody to hold you so you just keep breaking more and more
Why does the youtube algorithm think I’m a zarrie??
so I took a buzzfeed quiz that was like what kind of larrie are you (don’t judge me I’m bored) IT TOLD ME I WAS A FREAKING ANTI I feel personally attacked and offended how did it even get that from my answers
Do my “bestie best friends” want to explain why I feel more loved and supported in a place where people don’t know me and I don’t know them?
fr though people on wattpad are so sweet maybe it’s because they were all larries I don’t know but it doesn’t really matter
Hey love can you please check out my Larry-ziam fic I was made for loving you. Tell me anything I could do in return.
Your fellow directioner,
J xx