I am what is commonly known to the outside world as a geek.
Will update later..

My Wattpad Pepsels:

@bookaholicisawesome is my best friend in this whole entire universe and has done more for me than can be described.. She's like my sister and intentionally hurting her feelings would be VERY VERY VERY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH...
also
@moveit56. I wont say anything about them in respect of their privacy, however even though he has written very little, check it out its great.

Also, whether the zombie apocalypse is coming or you are just facing another seemingly endless day of the week,every day, do your best, keep in control, and prepare to survive... MBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:3

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) 
standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 
3% who would sit there eat popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!" 
then copy and paste