@sanguinaes
“(…) Okay, no, that absolutely moved.”
A long pause followed, Velatrix’s molten eyes narrowing at the room with growing suspicion before her expression slowly twisted into visible offense.
“Actually, hold on. I think I’m moving.”
One hand immediately latched onto his sleeve afterward, fingers curling tightly into the fabric like she was trying to physically tether herself to reality before she floated off the couch entirely. Her forehead briefly pressed against his shoulder as she let out a miserable groan.
“This is horrible. Mortal bodies are a scam.”
Then came the castle comment.
Velatrix lifted her head just enough to squint up at him through the haze of alcohol, visibly trying to picture the scenario and somehow getting more offended by it the longer she thought about it.
“Er—I guess that works (…) But if you end up with a talking dog and one of those offensively colorful mystery vans, I’m making fun of you relentlessly.”
Then came the drink.
She took the glass from him immediately, clearly too drunk to question his sudden generosity, and swallowed a long mouthful before freezing completely mid-drink.
Velatrix slowly lowered the glass, staring into it like it had personally betrayed her trust. Her face twisted with deep, genuine disgust.
“(…) This is the saddest vodka I’ve ever tasted.”
Another sip followed anyway. Longer this time, like she was trying to convince herself she’d somehow imagined it.
Her molten eyes lifted back toward him afterward, narrowing into pure drunken accusation while heat flushed across her cheeks.
“You gave me water.”