sapphirerose7702

OKAY GUYS!!! NEW BOOK COMING SHORTLY!! IM SO EXCITED FOR IT!! (caps lock.. oops) It's based on a true story.  Oh, and new updates on ALL the other books as well. Yes, I said ALL.  And im sorry to tell you all this but... If i had Faith... (R.I.P you poor soul) is going to be removed, Im sorry to tell you all this, but it's not working out as well as i had hoped. And with it being written last year, during my weird and nerdy phase, it sucks.
          	P.S. Sorry I haven't updated recently, My summer has been pretty hectic. If you're wondering i can tell you what all happened.

sapphirerose7702

OKAY GUYS!!! NEW BOOK COMING SHORTLY!! IM SO EXCITED FOR IT!! (caps lock.. oops) It's based on a true story.  Oh, and new updates on ALL the other books as well. Yes, I said ALL.  And im sorry to tell you all this but... If i had Faith... (R.I.P you poor soul) is going to be removed, Im sorry to tell you all this, but it's not working out as well as i had hoped. And with it being written last year, during my weird and nerdy phase, it sucks.
          P.S. Sorry I haven't updated recently, My summer has been pretty hectic. If you're wondering i can tell you what all happened.

sapphirerose7702

Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap? 
          A: Cause their dead.
          Q:Guess who i saw yesterday? 
          A: Everyone i looked at.
          Q:Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
          A: Cause it's head is so far from it's body.
          Q: When birds fly in a flock, why is one side of the v longer than the other?
          A: Because there is more birds on that side.
          Q: Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat?
          A; If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
          Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
          A: Because he can Neverland.
          Q: If i had to explain myself in 1 word it would be: bad at following directions.
          Q: What is Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
          A: Walking. Jk Rolling
          Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
          A: Aye matey.
          Q: If two vegans get into a fight is it still beef?
          Q:Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
          A: Because it's pointless.
          Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
          A: A gummy bear.
          Q: What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
          A: You're looking pail.
          Q: What's blue and smells like red paint?
          A: Blue paint
          Q:What's Forest Gump's password?
          A: 1Forest1
          These are just a bunch of dumb jokes.