@sarahhisapirate
Number 8 in biography? I’ve been watching myself climb that ladder for a few weeks now! And now you’re telling me I’ve breached tipped ten!? YAS, QUEEN! Let’s make it happen and get me to top five next! Love you all and thanks for the continued support over the years. I couldn’t have done it without you and tacos!
And she is on a roll, people! Another new chapter is up! Get your tissues out because we are rapidly approaching the end of an era. One more chapter to go and we find out the fate of Zelda.
New chapter is up! It only took 5 years, and that’s unfortunately not an exaggeration. I’ve really wanted to finish this book lately snd with only a chapter or two left? Why the heck naaaat! Do your thing Wattpad army and let em’ know your girl is back!
So I’m alive. This chapter was hard to write because I had to get serious for a second. That is not easy for me, my dudes.
You’re also probably wondering where the hell I’ve been. Well, if I tell you that, I will ruin the sequel. Please just trust mama!?
Alright, you people probably think I'm dead. I swear to God I'm not. If only I could tell you what I've been up to, but I swear I'd spoil the story. Only a few more chapters left. Just editing the next one currently. It's written, so don't die. STAY WITH ME.
So, it's my birthday. Cheers, my homies!
Hey hombres, can you let me know if my newest chapter is cut off for you?? It looks cut off from my end. Then again, much like my mother, and everyone else in my life, this app hates me.
New chapter up, my fellow heathens! We are so close to the end. You think you know what's going down, but I swear you are all going to vomit by the end of this journey. Also, not out of drunkness, either. Love, peace and tacos my bitches.
Omg I love your story it's absolutely amazing, it reminds me a lot of my life style too and is seriously making me laugh! I like love you! ❤️
@sinfullov3 oh my God, you're so sweet to me! Thank you so much for enjoying it so far! I'm also glad you can relate and all that good stuff. Thanks for being a fan, you perfect specimen you!
Guys, 100k?! Really?! You guys are warming the spot where my heart should be! I honestly and truly want to thank each and every one of you for coming on this journey with me. What started as a joke, has now turned into something I'm proud of. You guys are amazing! Everyone bump I Love Myself by Biff Naked with me and jam along as I jump up and down with excitement!!! Love you all.