15 ways to be kicked out of a shopping centre.
1. walk through the store wearing black clothing and carrying a fake walkie-talkie humming the mission impossible theme. If IF someone asks you what you're doing, scream LOOK OUT and shove them behind a shelf.
2. pass out bananas to random people and snicker after they take one.
3. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream THAT'S NOT RIGHT YOU HAVE TO PUT 132 OF THEM BACK when the cashier tells you your price.
4. Walk around the iPod section looking confused and ask someone where you can find 'musical devices'
5. When an announcement voices over on the loud speaker huddle on the floor with your hands over your ears screaming 'THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK!!!'
6.start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-Start laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
16. Miss number 15
