sarcasm4jessi

Hi Jessie 
          Hi bbe how are you 
          I was hoping you'd check out my book Zero if you have a bit of time that would be lovely 

*stares*

omg look at that! i just updated a new chap after going through a three decade phase, becoming a doctor in lurking, getting married, having 53 children, divorcing, remarrying, dying, coming back to life as an iguana, featuring as the geico's gecko's best friend and doing skydiving together.
          
          i could've just said that i took forever but that' boring so, yh

That moment when you log in on WP and have 151 pending notifications and you realize that you haven't been in here for the longest time bc you don't have time and now you feel like a failure for not attending your works. Fact

I am in the verge of tears rn. My Niall ff reached 1K reads omggg thank you guys so much :') <3

Mythophobia reached 100 votes!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!
          
          Thank you guys much omg! 
          *crying*
          
          -jessi XxXXXXXX

I'm close to 1K reads!! Yay!

Working hard on the edited version of chap six of Mythophobia! This is for the new readers!

Can I just say that you read the weirdest shit lmao

I really need to stop adding stories to my library. I'm sure I'll die before I get to read them all. rip