A few things to know about me:
• I can learn to love you if you treat me to ice cream every day.
• I don't read books to pass the time. I make time to read books.
• I love animals but I don't have a pet.
• Did I mention how much I love ice cream?
• You can bribe me with chocolate.
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Story by Sanya Noman
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Tired of scamming rich assholes on the street Lita Lindley turns instead to dating them. She goes on dates wi...
