A few things to know about me:

• I can learn to love you if you treat me to ice cream every day.

• I don't read books to pass the time. I make time to read books.

• I love animals but I don't have a pet.

• Did I mention how much I love ice cream?

• You can bribe me with chocolate.
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Would you rather I name myself sanyakebab
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