OK, so, I feel terribly awkward writing this. I hope you don't feel that way about reading this jumbled up mess of crap about me.

Since I am highly incapable at situations like this, I will give you inconsequential facts about me and anything else my apathetic, sugar fueled brain can think of.


+ I have a haircut that can be considered similar to Dora, but I prefer a pumpkin. Update: it's now a pixie cut.
Update: it's now a bob

+ I am a girl

+ I tend to go into bouts of not writing at all so I'm really really really sorry
Update: that doesn't really matter now since I removed my stories

+ I love innuendos

+ Majority of things I say are sarcastic- hence the username

+ I'm a humble citizen of Procrastination Town. We're gonna come up with a better name but we haven't gotten to it yet 

+ I also like acting

+ Books (Cancel- stories) are equivalent to air for me

+ I overreact to everything, like I've almost died SO MANY times

+ I love places that look magical, check the Glow Worm Caves In New Zealand, or Zhangye Danxia landform in Gansu, China, they are my FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!

+ And last but not least, I love life, yes it does sound incredibly cheesy. But, look at all the things we've done, the good and bad, or things nature has done, seriously, it's fucking beautiful


Things I REALLY REALLY REALLY like:

- Percy Jackson
- Skip Beat
- Avengers
- Captain America (yes, he gets extra love)
- Noblesse
- NCIS (both normal and L. A.)
- The Fosters
- Throne of Glass series
- BBC Sherlock
- Anna Kendrick
- There's undeniably a lot more but I can't think of anything else at the moment

That is all, goodbye... :]



Ooh, I almost forgot...
OXFORD COMMA FOR THE WIN!!!