Three things that I will absolutely not read a story if it doesn't have

1. Separate paragraphs

2. Dialogue which is separated by speaker via paragraphs

3. Paragraphs which are easy to decipher

I will turn down the most interesting story if it doesn't have these features because I have trouble reading it without such.

USE THE FUCKING OXFORD COMMA OR I WILL FIND YOU AND UNPUBLISH YOUR BOOKS

Follow @UnrealtedSassyzazzy who's tooootally not my alternate account and totally not related to the fact that he put my tag in his about page.

Time to actually talk about myself.

Ummm... You can call me Sassy, Zazzy, Sassyzazzy, or Yuri, or whatever amalgamation of my username you can come up with. He/They
Asexual prune
Panromantic apple
I was supposed to marry Todoroki a while ago, but Momo ruined our wedding because we forgot to invite her

Ummm...
I like BNHA, Saiki k, Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Food Wars, Seraph of the End, UnOrdinary, Small World, Boyfriends, OHSHC

And I'm currently making the mistake of getting myself into k-pop.

I love writing and my stories are always directed towards people my age (I'm a minor), but a lot of my stories do bring up some pretty heavy topics and I'm extremely uncomfortable with censoring myself, so the most you'll get is a trigger warning.

ALWAYS READ THE DESCRIPTION, the trigger warning might be there instead of at the beginning of the chapter (ahem, Created Evil)

Alright, now you know me, now who are you.